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June 03, 2012
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robot penis: ex0skeletal replied to your post: one hundred percent true fact if i...

beahbeah:

ex0skeletal replied to your post: one hundred percent true fact if i had a dick that…

Amen!

:o do you have metal bits going on down there? AWESOME

theroself replied to your post: one hundred percent true fact if i had a dick that…

T_T but that sounds so…

I’m gonna get a hoop.

A GIANT fucking hoop. 

And then I’m buying a parrot.

It will perch in my dickhoop and engage in intellectual conversations or serenade those who have chosen to get close enough to it.

But, just for the fun of it, his name will be Cockatoo.

Tags: i need go to bed now is too late i accidentally a curfew?

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June 03, 2012
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cherrybabypie: Lololol

cherrybabypie:

Lololol

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June 03, 2012
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officervakarian: oh!! I never uploaded this did I This is a commission set I did for Cherry. They’re the two characters from ilomilo which apparently is a game but I have yet to play it?? :’y Anyway, if you’d like to commission me too, check out this post! ILOMILO IS SO FUN PLAY IT RIGHT NOW, DO IT. NO, SHUT UP. PLAY ILOMILO.

officervakarian:

oh!! I never uploaded this did I

This is a commission set I did for Cherry. They’re the two characters from ilomilo which apparently is a game but I have yet to play it?? :’y

Anyway, if you’d like to commission me too, check out this post!

ILOMILO IS SO FUN PLAY IT RIGHT NOW, DO IT.

NO, SHUT UP.

PLAY ILOMILO.

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June 02, 2012
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darksilenceinsuburbia: Yoan Capote. Touch, 2004. http://yoan-capote.com/ all content copyright yoan capote all rights reserved

darksilenceinsuburbia:

Yoan Capote. Touch, 2004.

http://yoan-capote.com/

all content copyright yoan capote all rights reserved

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June 02, 2012
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Andy Samberg Confirms He's Leaving "Saturday Night Live"

YOU MEAN HE WON’T BE ABLE TO RECYCLE THE SAME DUMB JOKES OVER AND OVER AGAIN AND MAKE THAT STUPID “DERRRHURR.” FACE FOR CHEAP LAUGHS CONSTANTLY?

OH NO.

WHATEVER SHALL WE DO.

SOMEONE CALL FALLON, WE NEED SOME DIME-A-DOZEN TARD-FACE HUMOR.

(Source: getinthecage, via bossypants)

Tags: I don't care for either anymore i used to like samberg until he just kinda... stopped doing new stuff Kristin Wiig's normal stuff has a long life because it is legitimately hilarious Andy Samberg's stuff isn't that funny. Maybe once or twice Jimmy Fallon is funnier NOW though than when he was on SNL. He was just a frat boy idiot when he was on SNL I HAVE SO MANY SNL OPINIONS

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May 31, 2012

New Daily Goals

Saw this on lifehacker, and I liked it.

It simplified what I’ve been trying to do.

Everyday there are three goals I must meet.

  1. Work toward a job/money.
  2. Work toward fitness.
  3. Make something cool, anything. 

Easy.

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May 31, 2012
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robot penis: gondoleia: Study finds TV can decrease self esteem in children, except...

gondoleia:

Study finds TV can decrease self esteem in children, except white boys

damnlayoffthebleach:

If you are a white girl, a black girl or a black boy, exposure to today’s electronic media in the long run tends to make you feel worse about yourself. If you’re a white boy,…

TV destroyed my self-esteem as a child, so I dunno what this study is saying, unless you’re a seven-year-old with visible rippling abs, you don’t measure up to the “norm,” you see on TV.

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May 30, 2012
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Watching alien and working out. My nightmares are gonna be WEIRD

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May 30, 2012
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devidsketchbook-art:

Flexible honeycomb paper sculptures by Li hongbo - “flexible woman”

Beijing-based artist and designer li hongbo manipulates sheets of brown paper into sensuous three-dimensional sculptures.

[Via designboom]

This is absolutely genius and amazing.

Holy shit. 

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May 30, 2012
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expositionfairy:

So on a lark today I threw my Alien SE DVD in because I wanted to watch the special features, and I watched the original 1979 trailer.

And realized that that creepy sound effect you hear played throughout the Prometheus trailer came, in fact, from the original.

Well played, Fox.  Well played.

OMG THE SCREECH

HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT

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May 30, 2012
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kittytsukino:

Meet David the Android. 

BAH THIS MOVIE

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May 30, 2012
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barackodile:

I have downloaded the crazy siren noise and am in the process of making it my iPhone’s text notification noise.

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May 28, 2012
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the beluga whale - if this is what sailors mistook for a mermaid, now i understand. whoooooah… I totally get it.

the beluga whale - if this is what sailors mistook for a mermaid, now i understand.

whoooooah…

I totally get it.

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May 28, 2012
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IDGAF 101 “Introduction to not giving a shit,”  Classroom Building 111, whenever you feel like showing up - whenever you’re done giving a shit, whatever day you fucking feel like. Instructor: Professor Quincy H. Badgerton.

IDGAF 101 “Introduction to not giving a shit,” 

Classroom Building 111, whenever you feel like showing up - whenever you’re done giving a shit, whatever day you fucking feel like.

Instructor: Professor Quincy H. Badgerton.

(Source: penny4my-thoughts, via mlleoui)

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May 28, 2012
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drouchebag:

howdomermaidsfuck:

drunkenfist:

bokunovriska:

goffslut:

literally my favourite video on the internet

chRIST

I laugh everytime

wigdfgsnfdkg bringing this back again even though its only been ten minutes

CANNOT

STOP

GUFFAWING

IT HURTS ME SO BAD TO LAUGH

BUT I STILL CAN’T STOP LAUGHING

From now on I will reblog this every monday, because I still make hideously unattractive sounds when I see it. 

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