"Oh. Wait a minute. He’s not in a wheelchair, he’s just bad at chairs."
— There are some times when I worry about my own ability to form complete valuable thoughts, and other times when I think things like that and know that I’m not capable of complete valuable thoughts.
Husband animates joke about tortilla chips told by his drunk wife.
I am laughing so hard OH MY GOD
(Source: girl-non-grata, via thecommonloon)
beep beep friends
All of my tumbles, they were unfollowed.
Why did I do that?
Dang, you guys change your URLs too often, I can’t find like half of you
Found some mustaches.
The last two pictures are just so you can understand what Finals has done to me. They were taken yesterday. -yesterday-.
It’s only monday.
Three.
More.
Days.
Of.
This.
Shit.
That funny moment when you rant about how you need to lose more weight, then go take measurements, and realize you’ve surpassed your goals by… quite a bit.
Oops.
“I’m worried about you.”
I cannot even tell you how many people have said these words to me over the past couple of years, as I slowly lost weight. It gets old. It HAS been old, and it just continues to be old the more that I hear it.
You’re worried? Oh my, I had better abandon all of my goals and stay in precisely the same shape YOU were comfortable with because that is truly what is important in the world. How YOU want me to look.
What is most surprising about that quote, is that it has come from almost every single person who I’ve known long enough to see a change in my appearance. Every. Single. One.
Prepare Yourselves
This blog is likely to devolve into 100% personal fitness posts. Run away. Fast.
The Countries Where Women Have the Best Lives, in Charts
via walex
It’s a shame the visual presentation in this article is so shoddy.
No way in hell this is accurate.
Cats and the Red Dot by Jakob Eirich
Here, Internet, I got you a cats.
Artist: DeviantArt / Website / Blog
morecatthings
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for real though
Good luck with that lol
This is fucking hilarious.
They do know that, like, the hackers always get what they want, right?
Like, they emulate WORLD OF WARCRAFT. It took a while to make it happen, but goddamnit they made it happen.
I won’t be buying Micro$hafts system for, what I assume will be something like, 500$, if I can’t save a little money on the games. Sony, don’t betray me now. Don’t you do it.
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