ex0skeletal replied to your post: one hundred percent true fact if i had a dick that…
Amen!:o do you have metal bits going on down there? AWESOME
theroself replied to your post: one hundred percent true fact if i had a dick that…
T_T but that sounds so…
I’m gonna get a hoop.
A GIANT fucking hoop.
And then I’m buying a parrot.
It will perch in my dickhoop and engage in intellectual conversations or serenade those who have chosen to get close enough to it.
But, just for the fun of it, his name will be Cockatoo.



